and much more
coming soon, including
Hour One

It should go without saying that this is also our big day. Bigger, in fact! That’s a good feeling, knowing that the days can just keep getting bigger and bigger.

Anyhow this is the scoop with Truejersey.com, in no particular order (I am just using numbers because, well, because.)

1. In addition to these initial sections, we plan on serializing the entire novel. Not all at once. Slowly. But we’ll do it.   (For the record, the novel is about 99% complete. I seriously am about to finish it like this week. Come to think of it, that will be the biggest day of them all.)

2. There will be new content at least once a week. That way you keep checking here. And checking here. And we get all those valuable “hits” that means we’re getting good “ratings.” And then we can show those to really wealthy people and “sell out!” That’s our goal.

3. Sike.

4. Or not sike. The goal IS to sell True Jersey, Volume One, so that you, the reader, can read it in its intended form: as an object containing pages upon which there are stories and artwork, an object which you can hold in your hands, an object that rests nicely on a coffee table or snug next to other books on a shelf.

5. Besides newer chapters, the “new content” will include deleted chapters, variant drafts, and other notes pertaining to True Jersey, Volume One. We also plan to eventually put up all of the other Fort Saint Davids endeavors, including the Pilot and the Panda ads that we ran in the Philadelphia Independent and the old “update” emails that we used to send out to folks who had reserved a copy of that ill-fated project. (Why don’t we have your email address any more, oh faithful reserver?  Because we failed to check pilotandthepanda@hotmail.com enough and the heartless bastards at Hotmail shut it down and deleted its contents. Ouch.

6. Photographic outtakes from True Jersey, Volume One.

7. Photos of the Fort Saint Davids team, doing really fun things

8. Photos of the Fort Saint Davids team, drunk again!

9. What?

10. Oh, uh, photos of the Fort Saint Davids team, hard at work!

11. That’s better. Anyway:

12. Stuff like that.

13. Your input is not only welcome, not only requested - it is in fact demanded. So let us know what content you are enjoying and what content you’d rather see less of. Basically we just want to be in your bookmarks bar. We want you to get that thrill, clicking our little bookmark, every day, hoping there will be new content. Will there be new content? Oh boy, here it is! And when you get that new content we don’t want you to be disappointed. Fact is, we want you on our team.

14. Go team!

15. So that’s the end of this fourteen point list. Thank you for visiting our site, and remember - bookmark! Bookmark! Check often and all the time! Click click click!

16. Sorry we’re so pushy. It’s our big day again. We get like that, on big days.

Sincerely,

Your new friends (and future teammates),
Fort Saint Davids

Write to
info@truejersey.com