and much more
coming soon, including
Hour One

1 Feb 2006

Fort Saint Davids here, reporting for duty. We're hoping to have ANDREW OSAGE within a week. ANDREW OSAGE is the fifth and final section of the first part of True Jersey, Volume One. There are four parts total:

Part One: Welcome To Milton
Twelve Hours
Men (A Tragicomedy in Four Acts)
Boy Angel and the Stray Cat (an illustrated fable that serves as an epilogue for the novel)

FORT SAINT DAVIDS DEPARTMENT OF SPECIAL THANKS
This week's Special Thanks goes out to Jody Hamilton, who hooked up us with the dirt cheap hosting that helped us put the web in this website. I mean put this site on web. I mean...well, you know what what I mean. Without Jody this site wouldn't have been up until after we had all paid our rent for January. Which means in February. Which would have been TOO LATE, if you ask me.

FORT SAINT DAVIDS STUFF, ON PAPER:
There will be a little flyer we're going to be putting up around town that will be advertising this website. It's going to be on regular, photocopied paper (as opposed to the really nice thick cardstock paper these DJ nights seem to be able to afford) because, well, we just paid our rent. Besides, making photocopies at Kinkos is fun. It's like being in a band! Making flyers and putting them places...gee Alex, do you think anyone is going to come out tonight? Oh I don't know man...but whether they do or they don't, one thing I know for sure is I'm going to give it my all! Well Alex, now that's what I call the right attitude. Flyer #1 will be the first in a series of our collectible flyers, perfect for taping to your bedroom wall. Make a statement.

PLACE WE WENT THIS WEEK:
The Pine Barrens. Really scary place to be driving around late at night. Fog-enshrouded Cranberry Bogs. Gun clubs. Dirt roads. Strange and gnarled vegetation. Shrieking voices in the distance...WHAT?! Get—Back—In—The—Car—NOW! Seriously, people, this place is beyond frightening. We're not going back.

SOUNDTRACK TO BEING SCARED SHITLESS AND TOTALLY HEARING SHRIEKING VOICES IN THE FOGGY DARK DISTANCE WHILE LOST IN THE PINE BARRENS:

Colleen, Everyone Alive Wants Answers

Comus, First Utterance

Charlie Patton, the Very Best Of

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